Natalie! Natalie, pick up! Natalie, please! I just spent the last hour cleaning this thing. Natalie, I need help! I've been kidnapped. I don't know how but I woke up in this strange place and-and-and there's strange people here acting like I'm from here a-a-a-and--

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